Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Still the best game ever... at least for now

Those that know me know I love consoles.
All of em.
Even the shit ones.

I've got just about all of em, I play on a lot of them regularly but the 3DO stays in the box whereI hide it under a stash of Gay Porn to conceal my shame.

So what's the best game I've got on all the consoles?

(In the style of Hong Kong Phooey)

Is it Ferrarri F355?

/Juffer shakes head and says "No".

Is it Bioshock, the telephone operator?

/Juffer shakes head and says "No".

Is it Guitar Hero, the mild mannered janitor?

Of course it fucking is.

There can be no other greater thrill in this nerdlife of wasted hours, than nailing Freebird and Killer Queen into a note perfect harmony of man and plastic. Actually that's a lie, there is another thrill that would be greater, and that would be nailing Jo Guest with a perfect harmony of man and plastic, but that's a different story...

The Eagle Eyed Cherry's out there will be shouting that Freebird is in GHII not GHI. I class em as the same game cos there's no difference between em. GHII is just an expansion pack.

So while some of you prefer to sit out there hunched over the PC keyboard WASD'ing around in circles, and others out there insist that the PS3 GFX roxxor, gimme the PS2 and the fisher price guitar controller any day and watch me prance around my living room rocking out like there's no tomorrow.

And if there is a tomorrow, let it bring forth Rock Band. Or Jo Guest...

1 comment:

mcl said...

Bleurgh!

Awful game, awful music, awful consoles!

But then I am a little biased :)

I liked the way Gabe started out 'this sux' and then got to 'get off! This is cool!'